Dear Library Mother:
I think its awesome that your sweet five year old knows how to spell. Really I do. I'm a mother after all and I'm also Pro Education. Not only can he spell, but he can spell really hard words. Like M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E. Over and over and over again, he spells it. At the top of his lungs.
I know you think this is cute because I heard you say it nine-hundred times. Nine-hundred times! I heard you say "Aww that's so cute! You can spell Mickey Mouse".
Rinse and repeat. Over and over again.
I never thought I would say this, but seriously? If I have to hear your kid spell M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E one more time, in the library that is supposed to be quiet, I'm going to m-i-c-k-e-y-m-o-u-s-e your kid. For reals. This is a library after all. Not a spelling bee.
I know you think this is cute because I heard you say it nine-hundred times. Nine-hundred times! I heard you say "Aww that's so cute! You can spell Mickey Mouse".
Rinse and repeat. Over and over again.
I never thought I would say this, but seriously? If I have to hear your kid spell M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E one more time, in the library that is supposed to be quiet, I'm going to m-i-c-k-e-y-m-o-u-s-e your kid. For reals. This is a library after all. Not a spelling bee.
kthx,
~motherboard
7 monkeys jumping on the bed:
Mom needs a m i c k e y m o u s e done on her too.
Libraray? What the crap is that? I remember vaguely going there on occasion years ago.
You shoulda asked if he knew how to spell s-h-u-t y-o-u-r m-o-u-t-h.
I love your new letters to annoying people. I suggest that for a Bucket Filler.
See you soon!
But can he master the simple "sh," I ask. I think not.
Did he sing it? 'Cause really then you'd need to M-I-N-N-I-E him too.
If he was anybody else's kid the library staff would kick him out. Believe me. I know.
I hate that kid now. And I hate his mother. A lot.
(Gotcher back, MB!)
Geez Motherboard, I thought we were good enough friends by now that you could come up to me at the Library and tell me if my kids is getting on your nerves.
Sorry.
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