The TeXt Files

Here's my most recent conversation { inspired by this.} with my 16 yro daughter and I think it's probably my most favorite teXting conversation.

EVER.

It's best read OUT LOUD.

pinky swear.

you need to read it out loud.

And, don't blame me if you spew Diet Coke. 

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Me: How did Moses make his tea?

Me: Hebrews it.

Thing 1: Wow. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Me: Now. Now. Don't be Russian around being a hater!

Thing 1: I was trying so hard to think of something punny to say that Iran into a door.  

Me: I Caanan tell a lie: That Made Me Snort.

Thing1: Well, that's what French-ip is all about.

Me: You Turkey.  

Thing 1: Ha Ha. I'm Hungary. What's for dinner?

Me: Chile.  

Thing 1: I think I might Peru-se the library before I come home today

Me: Now you're Babylon

Thing 1: Sorry. I thought I'd Czech with you to make sure it was Okay

Me: Maybe you need to Persia your bag first. You know. To make room for more crap.

Thing 1: I China get irritated but I think you just insulted my organizational skills.

Me: Irish you could see how hard I laughing.

Thing 1: Iraq my brain so hard every time people start one of these conversations with me and it always gives me a headache.

Me: So what you're saying is I'm Ghana win?

Thing 1: Nether... lands.

Me: Jamaica me crazy, girl.

Me: Kenya say: Mom's rule and Thing 1's drool?

Me: Oman. I'm on a roll!

Me: Should I give you Samoa?

Thing 1: Oman. That is quite possibly the most inaccurate statement ever.

Me: Uganda give me credit . . . And you can't use the same one twice. 

Thing 1: NOT COOL. Gabon Man. You stole mine!

Me: {evil laugh} Yemen. I rule. You drool.

Thing 1: Laos - er. You're doing multiple at once. The world is only so big.

Me: Geeze. Quit having a Macau.

Thing 1: Just come get me, okay?

Me: Kuwait for me outside.

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