How To Be A Two Year Old Squirrel
Thursday, July 01, 2010
None of the kids want to sit by Moxie at the dinner table any more.
It's a huge shift in loyalties because up until about 2 months ago, everyone wanted to sit by her. They would argue about her. She was a super good eater, and just happy to eat at the table.
Now? Not so much.
She has taken to stuffing her mouth with as much food as is humanly possible to stuff into a two year olds mouth and then she'll stuff it away into her cheeks. Much like a squirrel storing her nuts for the winter.
Then she puts her Binky in her mouth.
And sucks on it ALL.
It's really gross.
Then she gets a panicked look in her eye, and spits everything out. On whatever is around.
People.
The table.
The floor.
My Hand.
Then, rinse and repeat all the live long day.
Seriously.
Two year olds can be so gross.
Good thing she's so adorable!
It's a huge shift in loyalties because up until about 2 months ago, everyone wanted to sit by her. They would argue about her. She was a super good eater, and just happy to eat at the table.
Now? Not so much.
She has taken to stuffing her mouth with as much food as is humanly possible to stuff into a two year olds mouth and then she'll stuff it away into her cheeks. Much like a squirrel storing her nuts for the winter.
Then she puts her Binky in her mouth.
And sucks on it ALL.
It's really gross.
Then she gets a panicked look in her eye, and spits everything out. On whatever is around.
People.
The table.
The floor.
My Hand.
Then, rinse and repeat all the live long day.
Seriously.
Two year olds can be so gross.
Good thing she's so adorable!
