So, I got THIS link in an email to find out what kind of Dog I am... (please hold the obvious jokes)
I found out I am a Bernese Mountain dog. I seriously did not even know that - that kind of dog even existed.
Bernese? I had to Google what kind of dog it was...
This is what I found.

Kind of a slick looking mutt, don't ya think?
Tough. Rugged. Friendly. Hairy. Yup. Thats me!